15
SEP
2015

My Hate-Love Relationship

March 27, 2015 Dear Body, I. HATE. YOU. I don’t understand why you just won’t cooperate with me. I feed you multiple times throughout the day — all the great tasting food too! Burgers, fries, pizza — even those small fried dumplings at the Chinese restaurant down the...
31
JUL
2015

I’m Sorry For What I Said While We Were Running

I’m sorry for what I said while we were running While you were candidly talking about the weather I was trying my best to keep it together You see, you seem to be rather good at this But it is me that is on the fritz And it is quite possible that I have the shits I’m sorry for...
24
JUN
2015

An Open Letter to Running Fitspiration

I am sick of it.  I am so totally over it and sick of it. I don’t want to hear about how blessed you are to be out running.  I don’t want to hear about how spiritual your run is.  I don’t want to hear about how running is your form of therapy.  And don’t you DARE tell me how the...